BUENOS DIAS SENORITAS!

Here I am in Spain on an important scouting mission to find Castlehurst´s next superstar. I am currently tracking a one legged Spaniard by the name of Pablo. I view him as a permanent replacement for Richard Cupples. Like Richard he is left footed (well he had to be really) similarly he only has one foot. Having spoken to Pablo he has agreed to sign a contract in which he will receive 2 straw donkeys and a pair of castanets. One small draw back is that Pablo is slowly going blind but as Richard has slantier eyes than Stan at our local Chinese his sight will probably be a strength!

The search goes on. I have to rush off! I´ve got a date tonight with 12 jugs of sangria. I´ll see you at the next match hopefully Pablo will join me in the directors box.

Adios!