THE NEW DM JOINS THE MANAGMENT BOARD

With the great success of last season, the managment team felt new zest was needed in the managment team. So we required the services of a new Deputy Manager. Innovation, passion, desire, energy and above all attractiveness was asked for, and the CV's came flooding in, and yet again Craig 'Burt' Howard was turned down, he added a little too much campness. Carl 'Apu' Green failed to speak the desired language.
It is with my greatest pleasure to announce the new DM as you've probably guest from his pic. Please welcome the one and only Christopher 'Gurna' Parker.
The boy Gurn will bring experience of fishcakes, face pulling and gambling and will also be the slimest, but not so GOOOOOOOD LOOOOKIN member of the board.
Welcome the Gurn, as he will not be standing any shite, however, he will be bribed easily, with either a Dairy Milk bar, Plain Crisps, Bangers and Mash or a toilet seat.