THE LEAGUE

As you can see we currently sit 3rd in the league. Next year we are thinking of changing our name to AAA UTD just so we can secure top spot for at least the start of the season.

I expect us to rise like a salmon to the top of the league and stay there. This time next year we could be looking at the dizzy heights of the Sutton league division 3, the 42,256th tier of English football.

As you can see there are some new teams to the league this year. However our bogey team, Foley, remain annoyingly present in our division. We lost to them twice last year and one of those was a 4-1 drubbing at Rectory park. I and several others believe that Richard Cupples was solely to blame for both the defeats and all goals conceded so hopefully, if the offload goes to plan, we might have a chance this year.

Hopefully our cup run will be a little easier on the old ring piece this year. We didn't make it easy on mine last season. With a 1-0 win in the quarters and 2 late goals in the semis the pair of pants I wore at each game have unfortunately had to be destroyed.

Trouble is, theres more chance of Richard Cupples NOT throwing up after 3 glasses of chardonnay than us making it easy for ourselves.

We have had one or two convincing victories however. I'll always remember beating Aston Old Eds 9-1. I was refereeing that day but that had nothing to do with it. I actually disallowed a goal! Our man of the match was there keeper. He bagged a brace for us and was as much use to them as a 12 inch cock is to a paraplegic. He was so bad, even Richard Cupples bagged a Hatrick past him. I'm sorry but thats just unforgivable.

Then there was both games against Sutton Locomotive. Unfortunately I was not present for either game. What a BASTARD! The second game we had 6 first teamers out and still trounced them.