CLUB SHOP

The Castlehurst club shop is now open for business. It will be operating from the boot of my Ford Escort and is somewhere for all those fans to pick up memorabilia and club merchandise. Below is a list of products you can buy for incredibly reasonable prices.

A lock of Stu Horton’s hair: Low in stock

A lock of Richard Cupples’ Hair: Very Low in stock but more on the way thanks to AHS

A day at the Horse races Courtesy of James Dodwell

Tickets to Deal or No Deal courtesy of Nicholas Pinfold

Tickets to see Mark Hubbocks on Mastermind: £Priceless

Singing lessons with Will Young courtesy of John Arnold

A lock of Dave Parker’s hair: Clearance sale as too much stock to fit in the warehouse

Phil Ryan's Ford Escort: £1.75

A large selection of toilet seats courtesy of Chris Parker