GLORY BECKONS ONCE AGAIN
Once again we have reached the semi-final of the much sort after Adam Dauncey Cup. I remember one cold horrible night back in March when we went down to the mighty Coach & Horses in the final of this glorious competition. What a bastard that was!
I remember it like it was yesterday. The stage was set. I'd had 12 pints even before kick off and by the time we did kick off, me and Chris Parker had 4 pints of frosty lager lined up at the back of the dugout. This was all just to calm the nerves though you understand. We did also get told off by the linesman who said it was illegal to drink on the touch line??
I remember it like it was yesterday. The stage was set. I'd had 12 pints even before kick off and by the time we did kick off, me and Chris Parker had 4 pints of frosty lager lined up at the back of the dugout. This was all just to calm the nerves though you understand. We did also get told off by the linesman who said it was illegal to drink on the touch line??

That night we were beaten but this time I hope it will be different! First we have to beat those notorious sausage jockeys Highcroft in the semi final. I hope Andy Peters is playing again. I'm going to bring my Ed the Duck with me to try and distract him.
As it is a semi final we are hoping for a massive crowd. We are at home and the team are playing well. I expect us to get one over on the old nancy boys are us XI and progress once again into that wonderful final.
The final will again be held at the 825 capacity Sutton Coldfield Town ground. This is now the stomping ground of ex-Blues player Paul 'still small enough to get into the wacky warehouse' Devlin.
Richard Cupples might be at the final if we get there but much the same as last year he won't be playing. He is well into his new and exciting career with 4th division strugglers Hilbernian. Their visit to Arden hall on Sunday coincided with the circus coming to town. They ended up getting spanked 5-1 with Danny Baldwin putting in a wonderful display as referee. There was embarrassment for Richard when he opened his kit bag and realised he had bought his ballerina gear instead of his football gear. Although part of the Hilbernian kit is a tutu he still had to go back and get his size 2 and a half gola boots.
In conclusion. Get yourself down to Arden Hall on the last Sunday of the the month. You'll get the finest football the Sutton and District League division 4 has to offer and after the game the John Arnold has agreed to buy everyone who turns up as many drinks as they like.
As it is a semi final we are hoping for a massive crowd. We are at home and the team are playing well. I expect us to get one over on the old nancy boys are us XI and progress once again into that wonderful final.
The final will again be held at the 825 capacity Sutton Coldfield Town ground. This is now the stomping ground of ex-Blues player Paul 'still small enough to get into the wacky warehouse' Devlin.
Richard Cupples might be at the final if we get there but much the same as last year he won't be playing. He is well into his new and exciting career with 4th division strugglers Hilbernian. Their visit to Arden hall on Sunday coincided with the circus coming to town. They ended up getting spanked 5-1 with Danny Baldwin putting in a wonderful display as referee. There was embarrassment for Richard when he opened his kit bag and realised he had bought his ballerina gear instead of his football gear. Although part of the Hilbernian kit is a tutu he still had to go back and get his size 2 and a half gola boots.
In conclusion. Get yourself down to Arden Hall on the last Sunday of the the month. You'll get the finest football the Sutton and District League division 4 has to offer and after the game the John Arnold has agreed to buy everyone who turns up as many drinks as they like.

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