BECKHAM TO JOIN CASTLEHURST?

It is now common knowledge that David Beckham is not happy with warming the bench at Real Madrid. Rumours have been flying around that one of his potential destinations will be Castlehurst FC. In a recent interview with a football magazine Beckham stated, “I’ve played is La Liga, I’ve played in the Premiership, There are only two big leagues in Europe left for me to play in. Serie A and the Sutton and District Sunday league.” He went on to say “I’m not sure about Italy. I’m not a big fan of Pizza and pasta gives me the trots. I’m also a bit thick so learning yet another language could be quite difficult seeing as I haven’t mastered the English language yet.”

The rumours of the DB teaming up with our DB (Baldwin) were made even stronger in the light of the below photo. Here we see Danny Baldwin on Miami beach with Beckham. It is believed that Danny is desperate to sign the ex England captain in time for the latter stages of the Adam Dauncey Cup.
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It is said that Beckham has been promised the number seven shirt as part of the deal. The deal itself could be worth a few quid to Beckham. Danny has already said that he will be exempt from having to do the soccer six and will not have to pay subs. He will also only be charged £1 for training compared with £2 for everyone else.

Apparently Danny and Phil have already shown David and his wife Victoria around the local area. As you can see below, she had an excellent evening in the back room of the Hunters when she was here.

Victoria likes to shop and Danny and Phil took her to Erdington High Street and Chelmsley Wood shopping centre. She was very impressed by what she could buy for a pound at the pound shop and marked Bewise as a shop she would definitely go back to. One eye witness said “I couldn’t believe my eyes! Victoria Beckham in Chelmsley Wood. I heard her keep going on about how good looking the two guys with her were.”

It was reported that the Beckham’s were house hunting in the local area. They looked at a two up two down in Shard End and a flat with a lovely view of the M6 on the Bromford Estate. David is looking forward to playing with some of Castlehurst’s biggest stars. Apparently he always backs Dodwell whenever he’s racing and he’s an avid fan of Stu Horton’s column on this website.

A transfer fee has not yet been agreed but it is believed that there will be a swap involved. As revealed earlier in the year on this website, Fabio Cappello has long been a fan of James Steven Barry Burrows and it is believed that the deal will be that Madrid get James and Castlehurst get Beckham plus £20million.