A WORD FROM OUR SPONSORS

Our generous sponsors for the past two seasons have been CAMLEC. A big thank you to them for their support. We are currently negotiating a deal with them to re-name our ground to CAMLEC hall park instead of Arden Hall Park. I've not talked figures with Colin yet but I think a £1 million 5 season deal should be a fair price.

CAMLEC have kindly agreed to donate £500,000 this year to keep the club going and to pay part of Danny and My wages.

If you need your heating done call CAMLEC. I wouldn't call British Gas because a certain Mr Coffman might come knocking. If you are forced to let him into your home to look at your boiler, whatever you do, don't strike a match!

CAMLEC also do electrical type stuff so I would use them instead of N.G. Baileys. This is quite obvious as any company that would willingly employ Carl Green for 6 years is clearly badly run and I would even say quite dangerous.

There is also Osbournes that Mr DJ Jauncey is employed by. I've seen that Osbourne on the TV and I certainly wouldn't trust him with my fuse box.

In conclusion, CAMLEC are the best, or at least they will be as long as they keep giving us money.

Disclaimer: British Gas would like to distance themselves from James Coffman and insist that his actions have only caused the serious injury of 5 people and the death of just one. All of the other cases were just minor burns and mild cases of gas poisoning. N.G. Bailey have issued us with a statement insisting they would like to cease the employment of Carl Green but they have got to keep their quota of asian workers up.

Everything written above is totally untrue. Except the bit about the money CAMLEC will be giving us. I hope!